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Such a slut

Journal Entry: Fri May 9, 2008, 5:54 PM





Tonight was rather fun. We went to a bar called O'Neils to see my flatmate Rob play gee-tar. He was rather awesome, as were the other people playing, though alas he didn't win the competition.

However the real fun started when we had to go home. It was tipping it down. Majorly. There are two types of heavy rain. Regular heavy rain which is annoying. And crazy heavy rain which is just fun. This was the latter of the two. It was so awesome. We ended up taking a detour going to the park to play in the rain but unfortunately the rain stopped just as we got there, so we were no longer crazy people playing about in the rain... we were just five people standing around dripping wet and cold. My t-shirt was majorly sticking to me and freezing so I ended up walking home topless which was sort of surreal really considering I'm usually very self-concious about showing off my body to the outside world, lol. Then we dried off and played Guitar Hero III for a bit, and then I wrote this journal.

Molly and I in the rain. ^_^ However wet you think this looks, it was about ten times wetter. My t-shirt went all see-through, I felt like such a slut, honestly. Oh almost forgot, there was lightning too. Perfect pirate pillaging weather.

Anyway a minute ago I was super tired, but now I have just about enough energy to do a quiz, so here we go.

Stolen off =PinkMindedMe

-----------• × • A B O U T | Y O U R S E L F • × •--------------
Name: Jeremy
Single or taken: Taken
Gender: Male
Birthday: June 24th 1989
Sign: Starsign? Cancer.
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: Erm... just under 6 foot I think?
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: I am a gay man trapped in a straight man's body.

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: The shops on webcomic sites, lol.
Favorite designer?: Lol, technically Sam and Fuzzy creator, Sam Logan.
What is your sexiest outfit?: I dunno... I tend to just wear casual stuff whenever so I'll be cheesy and say my birthday suit, lol.
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Uhh, what I usually wear, lol.
What do you usually wear?: Stop questioning my answers! Jeans, T-shirt of an amusing or geeky design, my black fleece hat, underwear (varies between boxers and briefs), socks, and if I'm out, trainers and sometimes glasses.

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Head and Shoulders, sometimes a fancy one. Original Source White Pear and Avacado is nice and smelly.
What are you listening to right now: Nothing, but lately I've been listening to Radiohead's In Rainbows and Nine Inch Nails' The Slip, their two latest (and also free) albums.
Who is the last person that called you?: Apparently... *checks phone* Molly.
How many buddies are online right now?: Well, I wouldn't really consider all of them "buddies" since I only talk to about 10% of my MSN contacts, but anyway, 22.

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

Foods: Fajitas, Nachos, Cheesecake, Molly's pancakes, Chicken Ramen/Udon from Wagamama's, Roast Chicken (as a meal with roast veggies, lol, not just on it's own), erm... and probably several other things I can't remember.
Girls names: Lol, all the ones I can think of are just the names of girls I've had particular attachments to (be it friendly or more) over the years so I'd just be listing them.
Boys names: I love silly posh sounding ones, particularly starting with G. Gordon, Geffery, Godfrey, Geraldine and such.
Subjects in school: Back in High School and earlier, English, Art, and ICT. At College, Philosophy and Media Studies. At University... well... Creative Writing of course, lol.
Animals: Cats, Penguins, and various others... those are my top two though.

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

Given anyone a bath?: Nope, though I have amused/played with my sister while she's in the Bath. If you thought of something sick there you should be ashamed of yourself. =\
Smoked?: Yeah, a couple of drags of a cigerette once and a cigar all to myself another time. Former was shite, latter was vaguely enjoyable but smelt nicer than it tasted.
Bungee jumped?: Nope
Made yourself throw up?: Narr
Skinny dipped?: Nein
Ever been in love?: Of course!
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Uhh... a couple of times probably though I can only remember once in my mind. I was in a water fight and wanted to get out of there so I pretended I had been shot in the eye and it really hurt.
Pictured your crush naked?: Anyone who hasn't isn't human.
Actually seen your crush naked?: Mmmsorta.
Cried when someone died?: Yeah, lots.
Lied: Yes
Fallen for your best friend?: Yep
Rejected someone?: Umm... somewhat? I kinda dumped someone after only a week once which isn't really long enough to count as an ending of a relationship really.
Done something you regret?: Of course.

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •---------------<

Clothes: Fresh jeans, t-shirt, socks and underwear while my previous stuff dries off.
Music: Nothing. I could put something on but admittidly I'm enjoying the silence. ...If I had it I'd so put Enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode on, lol.
Smell: Erm... nothing. My room which I'm used to so can't smell.
Desktop picture: That.
Cd in player: Pfft CD's? All my recent CD's have technically never even been listened to. They go in, get ripped and then I listen to them from my hard drive, lol.
DVD in player: Nothing.

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

You touched: Molly
You IMed: Uhh... a guy I talk to fairly often but can never remember the origin of. Youtube Poop related I think.
You yelled at: Can't remember coz I never ever yell really, lol.
You kissed: Molly ^_^

---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

Understanding: Extremely.
Open-minded: Pretty so.
Arrogant: I try never to be.
Insecure: Yeah
Random: I'm not really random. Just silly. Whenever I say something random it's never truly random. I've probably been thinking it over for at least a few minutes before I say something like "Do you think food enjoys being eaten? Like it is it's fulfilling it's destiny... it's life's purpose?" as an example of a real thing I wonder about.
Hungry: Kinda yeah actually.
Smart: I have rare moments of sheer genius. Emphasis on rare though.
Moody: Not really.
Hard working: Only if it's something I fully enjoy and I'm in the mood for it. Otherwise lazy lazy lazy...
Organized: Only about 20% of my music is in the "My Music" folder. It is a similar situation with physical belongings. I just about know where everything is, but good luck to anyone else trying to find something of mine.
Shy: Hell yes. Been getting better lately though.
Difficult: I'm extrodinarily easy. I do what I'm told. It's not entirely a good thing.
Bored easily: Fairly easily yeah.
Obsessed: With certain things I guess I can get obsessive a little yeah.
Angry: Never
Sad: Not at all lately.
Happy: Oh yes.
Hyper: I may be silly but I'm actually rarely hyper.
Trusting: Hmm... I'm fairly healthy with my trust levels. I don't trust too easily but I'm not a closed book either.

---------• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •--------

Kill?: No-one.
Slap?: No-one.
Get really wasted with?: All my friends really. Including those from back in Worcester.
Talk to offline: Pretty much any of my closest online friends.
Talk to online: Uhh, online friend Angel coz she still hasn't got her internet back yet and I miss her.
Sex it up with: Lol... kinda obvious considering my current situation I would have thought. P=

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

In the morning I: Both go to bed and get up if it's not the weekend.
Love is: When you're so tired you feel like you're tied to the ground with weights but still manage to get up and make marmite on toast, lol. <3
I dream about: Either totally weird things or things I totally wish would happen. Usually of course those will happen in a weird way.
Sexual preference: Women folk.
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Hair, face and body shape in that order. Well unless I see em from a distance in which case naturally the latter two are switched.

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

Coke or Pepsi: They're both kinda lame until they've got some Sailor Jerry's finest mixed in.
Flowers or candy: Oh candy for sure. Neither of them last forever so might as well have the one you can eat.
Tall or short: Uhh on the opposite sex I'd rather have em shorter than me... but not short short. Fortunately life never has to ask you to choose between extremes like that usually so my answer shall remain inconclusive.

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

Makes you laugh the most: Molly, we always have funny conversations.
Makes you smile: As much as I hate to be all cliché Molly as well.
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: ...Yeah Molly, lol.

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Uhh, in the past when my someone special has been an online friend yes but not particularly anymore no.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nah not really. PMS sounds like a bit of a chore.
Wish you were younger: I miss my younger days but reliving them with this mind would probably actually be somewhat depressing. The only thing I truly wish I could be younger for now is so I could play in the big indoor play area places with ball pits and slides and such.
Cry because someone said something to you?: Probably at some point.

-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

Of times I have had my heart broken: Twice, though only once romantically.
Of hearts I have broken: I think 1, but thankfully she got better.
Of guys I've kissed: Probably a few, but full on proper kiss, none.
Of girls I've kissed: Uhh... four I think.
Of CD's I own: Can't remember. Could be anything between 15 or 30 or so.
Of scars on my body: None

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:pc: STATS :pc:
:D = Mood
:pacman: = Guitar Hero III
:ninjaeat: = Nothing
:stereo: = Nothing
:teevee: = Nothing

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Friends

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 18 (Birthdate: 24th June 1989)
  • Current Residence: UK: Mostly Bath, sometimes Broadstairs, occasionally Bristol, rarely Worcester.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small (I think...)
  • Print preference: N/A
  • Interests: Nintendo, some Japanese culture, comedy, romance, escapism, wit, and far too much else to list here.
  • Favourite movie: The Naked Gun Series, Garden State, Duck Soup, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and many more..
  • Favourite band or musician: A -tiny- example would be Snow Patrol, Sigur Rós, Zero 7, Doves, They Might Be Giants and Enya
  • Favourite genre of music: Almost anything, from hard rock to classic pop to orchestral soundtracks - but I dislike Urban music
  • Favourite artist: I suppose most of the people I watch on deviantART.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Bill Bryson, Douglas Adams, Russel T Davies, Steven Moffat, Terry Pratchett
  • Favourite photographer: ~component, =rayfalling, *tobiasth, ~smithereens
  • Favourite style or digital art: Anything which can make you sit back and say "Wow", Surreal, Anime, Sky/Landscape Photos..
  • Operating System: Mostly Windows Vista Home Edition, sometimes Windows 98, occasionally Windows XP SP2
  • MP3 player of choice: iTunes, iPod Shuffle 2nd Gen, Windows Media Player 10
  • Shell of choice: If that's the proper name of skins for mp3 players, I just use the default one(s).
  • Wallpaper of choice: I change it very often, but most of the time I update my deviant desktop box with my latest choice..
  • Skin of choice: Vista's default one - I'm boring.
  • Favourite game: Super Mario 64, Zelda: Majora's Mask, Mario Kart Double Dash, Sonic 2 (8-bit), Mario Bros. 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: N64, Wii, Gamecube, DS, GBA, NES, Sega Master System, SNES, PC and all the ones I own I suppose.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Yoshi, Mario Bros, Daisy, Kirby, Osaka (Azumanga Daioh!), Mouse/Bob/Mike (ReBoot), Haruhi Suzumiya
  • Personal Quote: "I don't want doesn't not get."
  • Tools of the Trade: Paint Shop Pro, Flash, Animation Shop Pro, MSPaint, Biro, Pencil, Paper, Digicam, Scanner

Devious Comments

~Walking-Nosebleed:iconWalking-Nosebleed: 1 day 9 hours ago
Hey, yea it's me. :p

Sorry I left Sonicanime a while ago, lost my interest in it.

I've been fine anyway, and you?
*Jezmm:iconJezmm: 3 days 10 hours ago
I bet you are. <3

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"That's life. If nothing else, it's life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have."
-Garden State

I am the banana. To the max.
~Red-Blue:iconRed-Blue: 3 days 14 hours ago
imma big bad boy <3
*Jezmm:iconJezmm: 5 days 7 hours ago
u herd rong.

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"That's life. If nothing else, it's life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have."
-Garden State

I am the banana. To the max.
~nikita666:iconnikita666: 5 days 16 hours ago
thanks for the fav :D

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~Red-Blue:iconRed-Blue: 5 days 17 hours ago
so i herd u liek men???
*young-thundercat:iconyoung-thundercat: May 3, 2008, 12:28:08 PM
Hey, Jezmm. It's me, Event Horizon. Thanks for the Watch, dude.
~Blight-illustrations:iconBlight-illustrations: Apr 29, 2008, 9:36:13 AM
hey thanks for the comment, and add.

nice to meet you good sir.

have a good day.


- Blight
~Little-Midori:iconLittle-Midori: Apr 27, 2008, 8:09:10 AM Mood: Love
You have some great work!! :heart:

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~~ Little Princess Sarah ~~
~Skye-Yuki:iconSkye-Yuki: Apr 21, 2008, 8:56:43 PM
I'm great! You seem pretty good yourself these days! :3 Haha. It's funny meeting old friends again. I just started DA up again and am loving it, never got too involved here before.

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Personally, I prefer the air!
*Jezmm:iconJezmm: Apr 21, 2008, 8:02:49 PM
Holy shites, now there's a blast from the past. I thought you were one of those folks who just dissapeared and I'd never see again. How's life been treating you?

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"That's life. If nothing else, it's life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have."
-Garden State

I am the banana. To the max.
~Skye-Yuki:iconSkye-Yuki: Apr 21, 2008, 6:13:57 PM
Hi Jezzy! :3 It's Psyke, remember me from SA.net?

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Personally, I prefer the air!
~Brutal-Poodle:iconBrutal-Poodle: Apr 18, 2008, 6:05:25 PM Mood: Love
aw you're watching me back? thats great, thanks!
~Brutal-Poodle:iconBrutal-Poodle: Apr 18, 2008, 6:00:44 PM
I hope you don't mind the add.
I really like what you have on here..it's different.

hope you're weekend is good!
~DaemonDD:iconDaemonDD: Apr 13, 2008, 10:25:39 PM
many thanks for TEH add. 8D

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'How far... would you go to have a family? If I had to, I would destroy mankind...'
~levezzali:iconlevezzali: Apr 9, 2008, 5:40:35 AM
hey thanks for faving one of my pictures!

much appreciated!
*TheDeKay:iconTheDeKay: Apr 8, 2008, 7:01:26 AM
thanks for the watch!

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T-REX YOU ARE THE SASSIEST DINOSAUR.
~SilverBlackCat:iconSilverBlackCat: Apr 7, 2008, 1:56:32 PM
Awww you added my meme to your favourite ^___^ xxxx

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Icon by angelishi
~Mirai-Mika:iconMirai-Mika: Apr 3, 2008, 2:10:47 PM
I like your art style and how you color =]. Your 100 themes are just hilarious XD

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~Mirai-Mika~
~spoopty23:iconspoopty23: Apr 3, 2008, 12:57:37 PM Mood: Pride
Oh, Lordy!!
Jezmm, I love you 100 strips!!!
They are so funny it's not even funny!!

...Wait that doesn't make sense.
(Dammit! Moron! Stupid, Angel, stupid! :stupidme:)

Oh, well, in short i love your stuff, i love your style.

You rule!!!!!!!

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TO ALL THOSE WHO LOVE ART AND ALL THAT IS MEANS AND STANDS FOR, MAY WE BE GOOD FRIENDS.

BUT PISS ME OFF AND I'LL RIP YOUR THROATS OUT!!

NAH, I KID. I LOVE YOU ALL:D

(Or DO I??);)
~SabreW0LF:iconSabreW0LF: Mar 20, 2008, 4:41:37 PM
Ey oop Jez lad, just a shout from a fellow pooper who's quite a fan of your videos! Always good for a giggle, and certainly an inspiration to lesser mortals like me. Nice to see you're active here on dA too, liking the gallery! :thumbsup:

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Fi uoy derehtob ot krow tuo tahw siht syas, uoy evah raf oot hcum eraps emit. Ouy dluoc eb gnitisiv ym yrellag daetsni!
~SonicHeroes16:iconSonicHeroes16: Mar 15, 2008, 5:42:24 PM
omg Jez, i haven't talked to you in a while!
~COOLCAT-Ranger-Force:iconCOOLCAT-Ranger-Force: Mar 3, 2008, 9:53:01 AM Mood: Lust
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Rawr! HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!